Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was awake." "According to the ‘Wall Street Journal’, researchers at Harvard have found an enzyme in the brain that regulates obesity. They said if it wasn’t for our brains, we would all be thin.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a different tack. "Welcome him home with a kiss and some loving words," she says. "He might change his ways." That night, Harry stumbles back home as usual. But instead… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘Maggie – put your hat and coat on, lassie.’ She replied, ‘Awe Jock that’s nice – are you takin’ me tae da pub with you?’ ‘Nay, Jock replied, I’m switchin’ da… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That’s so clever," the woman gasps. "How did… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street singing Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stop in front of Flaherty’s house still singing. After a few minutes the window flies open and Mrs. Flaherty yells out, "Why don’t you drunken sots go somewhere else!" "Are you Mrs. Flaherty?" asks… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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10 reasons we know Santa is a man No dress sense. Never replies to your letters. The chances of getting for are nil. Beer belly. Will only commit one day a year. Obsessed with stockings. Never stops to ask for directions. Too lazy to shave. He always wears the same clothes. Only willing to do… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. "Do you have six cents?" she asked. "Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents." "Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it." True story I rang my plumber for a gas leak and he promptly came. After… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they’re all going to be cured anyway. News Flash …. this just in. The world’s religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the aporkalypse. Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’. Internal Revenue ‘Service’ Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ State, City & County Public ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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This was so cute I had to share it…. I was explaining to my class of Australian six-year-olds that we wouldn’t be returning to school until Tuesday because of the Queen’s Birthday long weekend. They looked blank. I told them I meant the queen of England. Still blank. She is Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles’s mother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies