"A new survey reported that 40 percent of people think it’s a good idea to get engaged on Valentines Day. The other 60 percent were men." -Conan O’Brien I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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True story I recently taught my grade 6 class a unit on government. In a follow-up test, I asked the question: "What does democracy mean?" One very intelligent girl responded: "The freedom to elect your own dictators." … made even funnier by the fact that she was from the Philippines. Heard today on the ABC… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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10 reasons we know Santa is a man No dress sense. Never replies to your letters. The chances of getting for are nil. Beer belly. Will only commit one day a year. Obsessed with stockings. Never stops to ask for directions. Too lazy to shave. He always wears the same clothes. Only willing to do… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Following the promotion of “Talk like a Pirate Day” last week, I am grateful to Nathan who sent me a graph to demonstrate that there is clear correlation between global warming and the decline of pirates!.. Let me know if you would like a copy. About Generation Y on the TODAY SHOW…" let’s face it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’. Internal Revenue ‘Service’ Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ State, City & County Public ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood! How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?They Take The Psychopath What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?" The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, "Probably 20 to life." I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back." Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part Two)
"You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." —Dolly Parton When I was in an antique shop in a Victorian country town recently I saw this sign…. “Any unsupervised children will be given unlimited red cordial and told they can take a cute puppy home.†"According to Glamour magazine, 83 percent of… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part Two)