The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Bob moved in with his girlfriend and her enormous collection of old magazines. They took up an entire room. Her girlfriend is fond of playing online slots that is why she loved claiming slot deposit bonuses every time she encountered one. “It’s me or the magazines,” Bob insisted. When she refused to part with any… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2012-04-23)

Daddy daughter day begins. (@ Butterfly Creek) http://t.co/7XDVdE1X # Win a FREE #HTCOneX #onephoneaweek http://t.co/xXnr16uD # Back for the #WOF recheck (@ VTNZ Fenton Park) [pic]: http://t.co/IvNpdhlX # I just became the mayor of VTNZ Fenton Park on @foursquare! http://t.co/72VwPpWE # Free coffee while our new tyres are fitted around the corner. (@ Abracadabra) [pic]:… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-04-23)

Tweets for the week (2012-04-16)

Off to do some filming in the Whakarewarewa Forest (@ The Redwoods) [pic]: http://t.co/AcQz1rYt # I've favourited an @YouTube video http://t.co/SXuwOC1O GoPro HD: AMA Pro Road Racing – Daytona 2012 # Shame I'm not riding at this trackday 🙁 (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) [pic]: http://t.co/JLFCEeZP # I just ousted Betsy P. as the mayor of… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-04-16)

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre." One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2012-04-09)

Busy day here at @rainbowsprings Easter Sunday in @rotoruaNZ (@ Rainbow Springs Kiwi Wildlife Park) [pic]: http://t.co/blTt5HAV # Kumera, viagra order Orange and Bacon. #yummo (@ Third Place Cafe) [pic]: http://t.co/nqy98bQV # Morning tea outside New Zealand's most photographed building, the @rotoruamuseum (@ Rotorua Museum) [pic]: http://t.co/207elOmo # @2degreesmobile My wife lost her phone days… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-04-09)

Tweets for the week (2012-04-02)

Bit busier today (@ Rainbow Springs Kiwi Wildlife Park) http://t.co/4XBw9MPW # What a #conehead Took son BloKarting today! http://t.co/tvrEPXA9 # Stoked with how well my #iMovieTrailer filmed on my @gopro turned out! http://t.co/hvNSNtYk # I've uploaded an @YouTube video http://t.co/ddUR6EMw MotoTT – On The Edge # Coffee with my girls (@ Fatdog Cafe) [pic]: http://t.co/n550kcrh… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-04-02)

Tweets for the week (2012-03-26)

Setting up for a @rotoruaNZ #tourism #forum (@ Rotorua Convention Centre) http://t.co/2zojgZe8 # Here for round 5 of the #NZSBK (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) [pic]: http://t.co/ym6JLGt6 # Here for a big splash! (@ Rainbow Springs Kiwi Wildlife Park) [pic]: http://t.co/WXMcYvCi # I've uploaded an @YouTube video http://t.co/AJzvk8qK 02 Session 5 Onboard Justin's CBR Clip #… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-03-26)

Tweets for the week (2012-03-19)

Big Splash! (@ Rainbow Springs Kiwi Wildlife Park) [pic]: http://t.co/QGvTxTWi # Lovely night out at the stocks! (@ Paradise Valley Raceway) [pic]: http://t.co/WUCTtdve # Day two #MotoTT trackday (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) [pic]: http://t.co/3Fcw2do5 # #TGIF Another beautiful day in paradise! (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) [pic]: http://t.co/JtNWmsr7 # I just ousted Ricky S. as the… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2012-03-19)