A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’ Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Harry William Southwick 
Welcome to the world Harry! Today, viagra Thursday the 15th of October, 2009 at just after midday, my sister, Christine Hodge gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Congratulations goes out to her, father Staf and his bigger brother Edward. Name: Harry William Southwick Date of Birth: October 15, 2009 Time of Birth: Just after… Continue reading Harry William Southwick
Baby 2.0
This time tomorrow, we’ll have another child. Kim is going into hospital tomorrow morning for an elective cesarean (c-section) operation in the afternoon. I’m not sure who’s more nervous, last time I nearly passed out. But with the help of our Midwife Midhusband Graham, I’m hoping to stand up and watch the baby being removed… Continue reading Baby 2.0
Eilidh Sutherland Hodge
My brother Croydon and his wife Fiona gave birth to their first baby girl last night in Nelson Hospital. We got a txt from Croydon yesterday afternoon saying that Fiona’s water had broke the day before and that they were heading to Nelson to get induced at 4:30pm.
Hodge Baby Boy Born Today 
At 4am this morning my sister Christine gave birth to an 8lb 9oz healthy wee son. Born in a birthing pool in their home, the little guy is doing well as are the parents and grandparents. Within 20 minutes of having the baby it was sucking strongly on the breast. A name has yet to… Continue reading Hodge Baby Boy Born Today
Joshua Ethan Hodge is here.
He’s finally here!! Introducing Joshua Ethan Hodge The newest member to the Hodge family, Joshua. Born by cesarean at 5:06am today, 26th of October 2006 at a weight of 8.4lbs or 3.74kgs Joshua is doing fine, swallowed a little meconium during labour and got a little stressed out, so was taken to special care unit… Continue reading Joshua Ethan Hodge is here.