“The next great civilization to arise was Ancient Greece, which came up with an exciting new governing concept called “democracy,” from the Greek words dem, meaning “everybody gets to vote,” and ocracy, meaning “except of course women, slaves and poor people.” –Dave Barry A very elderly but bright-eyed gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: April 2006
Alyssa Rattray’s Magic Trick 
While in Auckland in the weekend, site I just had to record our little niece Alyssa, doing her magic trick. So I compiled some clips I took on my digital camera, and threw in some music and voice of Alyssa, and bobs your uncle. Enjoy. [coolplayer width=”288″ height=”228″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/Alyssa_Magic_Audio.mp4 [/coolplayer]
What is RSS? 
RSS Feed Overview AdrianHodge.com brings you weekly funnies, movie clips, music and stories from Roto vegas. Now you can choose what content you’re interested in and have it delivered to you instead! RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication and is a free, time-saving way of getting the latest news and updates from AdrianHodge.com*. Now you… Continue reading What is RSS?
My First Attempt at a Podcast Intro 
Hey guys, I’m thinking it would be cool to do an audio podcast. Either these Movie clips or a spoken podcast, not sure…. I could read you some funnies. Let me know how many of you would be interested. Anyway, for now, have a listen to a funny intro I threw together with hilarious clips… Continue reading My First Attempt at a Podcast Intro
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” –Rita Rudner An elderly man in Queensland owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he’d planted… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Our New Mitsubishi Legnum 
Wedding Crashers
Don’t waste your time with girls in hats [audio:ProperGirlInTheHat.mp3] Every time I look over, your on your arse again [audio:YourOnYourArseAgain.mp3] Her Mum made me feel her tits [audio:MadeMeFeelHerTits.mp3]
Happy Gilmore
Stay out of my way, or you’ll pay, listen to what I say [audio:InsultRhyme.mp3] I’d have to kick my own arse [audio:KickMyOwnArse.mp3] I eat piece’s of shit like you for breakfast [audio:YouEatPiecesOfShit.mp3] Why don’t you just go to your home! [audio:WhyDontYouGoToYourHome.mp3]
Audioslave – Doesn’t Remind Me
A great song by a great band, case with a fantastic video. Awesome chorus, just turn up the sound and enjoy! [audio:Doesnt Remind Me.mp3]
INXS – Pretty Vegas
This is an awesome song by band with the new lead singer. Quite appropriate as we live in Rotorua, illness which has the nickname Roto Vegas! [audio:Pretty Vegas.mp3]